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What’s wrong with this image

Posted by soopergrover on April 30, 2008

Honestly, I am not sure what this says about Fox news or about the level of education that they require from their assistant producers, but next time I recommend that they don’t just google “Douglas” and throw the firs thing that looks “old timey enough” on the screen.

Morons.

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Fox News’ John Gibson – loathesome swine

Posted by soopergrover on January 26, 2008

Ok, so I was never a big fan of Heath Ledger. In fact, I didn’t even see Brokeback Mountain but not because of the gay cowboy thing but because I just happen to find the work of Ang lee kind of boring.

So, when I heard about Ledger’s death I wasn’t really surprised or shocked. I figured he either died of an overdose or of suicide. But, when I heard that he was engaged and had a 2-year-old baby, I figured it probably wasn’t suicide. Fathers who care about their children (and from all reports he adored his little girl) do not leave them if they have a choice. Not like that.

Well, a few days ago, John Gibson, one of your typical Fox News jackasses, thought it would be really funny to put together a little montage of funeral music with clips of Brokeback Mountain ending with a response to the famous “I don’t know how to quit you” line by Gibson saying, “Well, he found out how to quit you.” The rest of his routine can read here.

Ha ha ha. Perhaps this douchebag can package his little video up and send it as a DVD to Ledger’s little girl as a third birthday present – that is, if Gibson’s not too busy joining those other wing nuts who celebrate at soldiers’ funerals because their death is apparently God’s punishment on America for tolerating homosexuality.

Wow, this guy doesn’t just hate fags he hates straight guys who were in movies about fags. That’s hardcore. I bet there is just no doubt over at ol’ Fox News that Gibson is one hell of a ladies man. I bet that, if someone were to search his desk right now, they would absolutely not find a 30-pill bottle of Levitra and a penis pump. I just feel bad for whomever this slime somehow convinces (or more likely pays) to sleep with him because of the 3-hours of lying that they probably have to put in to convince him that his 2-and-a-half-minute sexual performance showed he was a “real man.”

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